It’s been a while and we apologize. Every now and then when these two knuckle heads manage to get their hands off their cocks long enough to write a review on a movie. Can you blame them? Look at the movies they have reviewed. All hot and great looking girls. So here we go!!

Synopsis:

Wicked Pictures introduces a dark, sinister side of seduction in their release of “Tormented” with Stormy Daniels. This movie takes you down a path of perverted passions that are locked away in her mind. With an array of talent that Wicked Pictures have provided, take a step back and prepare yourself to be Tormented…

Agent M:

Tormented, by Wicked Pictures is another babe bombshell of a cast. It’s like that movie, “Girl Interrupted” with Angelina Jolie…HOT movie…wish it was porn. But lets get back to Stormy Daniels, she plays the only real character in this porno flick. Everythin kind of just plays off from her imagination, or at least that’s what it seems. For my readers out there, yes I’m talking to you …all ONE of you. .. you all know how i enjoy a good storyline, a build up, I want to get lost in my porn…well I didn’t get lost in this movie, but it did a great job with keeping the naughty, darkside theme of things. Even the way they filmed it seemed dirty. I like that…made me want to take a shower.

Agent D

Stormy Daniels is a dirty dirty girl… which i’m OK with. I can never get old with a movie like this from Wicked. I know some of you like your Lord of the Rings production value on your porn, but can we all just remember the little thing called K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple Stupid). I don’t need words, I need you to show me. Didn’t we learn that in like 3rd or 5th grade english? One of my favorite parts in this movie Tormented was the mad doctor scene with the twins. Ok they weren’t really twins but it was close enough. Let me tell you producers out there, twins or even the way you can make two random people look like twins is ALWAYS a game winner!!! Honorably mentioned, I must say Asa Akira. Thanks to you doll I have a mental image of you that I hope will kick in when I’m drunk and end up talking to Wookie. Keep it up Akira, cuz literally, you are keeping it up. Check out Tormented, its sure to not disappoint.

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Here we are back again for our first review of the year! We know it’s been a long time and we apologize, but be prepared to see more of us. We’ve got some good movies that we are were able to get our hands on and you better bet your bottom dolla’ that we got something to say about them. So let’s get it going for 2010. Our first review is from last year and we didn’t get a chance to review it till now. It’s the award winning, Deviance by SkinworXXX.

Agent D

The new release Deviance by SkinworXXX, is a true testament that Porn (excuse me, the Adult Industry) can go without two fundamental practices within its substance…. I am referring to the use of Talking and Story-line… Laugh if you like, but the honest to God reason is why even have that. Our lives are filled with Talking and the relentless Story-line of our own lives. Why let it follow our escape into Porn?  Deviance delivers exactly what it promises, “3Hours of The Hardest Sex”.. ok lets be honest, I’ve seen harder but hey, they did deliver on the 3Hours of porn part. I should know, I kept looking at the clock wondering when each scene was gonna end so we can finish at the same time (I hope some of you got that).. But just when I thought it was over, it wasn’t. To top it off, this film ended with a orgasmic 4 lesbian lick/fuck off. SkinworXXX… Bravo….

Agent M

Is it Over yet?… really… is it over yet? If you want getting more bang for your buck then Deviance is the film for you. I’m at the level of porn viewing were I actually enjoy a story-line to drive the porn. Along with sex and mayhem of course. Quality of the shots and its content was great, which helped capture the theme of dark and mysterious places. Which in all honesty, outside the realm of porn fantasy, looks like the kind of places you need a tetanus shot for. Now we all got our own little pet-peeves, and I’m sure many of you may disagree with me… But I really don’t see the pleasure of watching these porn vixens masturbate by themselves. Seriously, I do it and I know most of the general porn viewers do also because hey, THAT’S WHY WE WATCH PORN!!! I’d rather see some action then watch literally 10-15min of these girls masturbating by themselves. So if you feel the same as I do, be prepared to read a newspaper during the first 15min of every scene in this porn. Give me some SUBSTANCE! The Ladies of Deviance are hot as hell if that helps any of you.

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Synopsis

The newest blockbuster 2040 by Wicked Pictures takes us on a futuristic ride of how the porn industry of tomorrow can be.  The changing world they represent in the film shows that sexual activity among people are no longer allowed due to increasing risk of disease and death. It turns into a complex story as Ryan, played by Randy Spears, is among the last of adult porn performers who’s partners are nothing more than empty yet beautiful robotic women. Until a robotic beauty Mira, played by Alektra Blue, surpasses all other porn robots with her ability to bridge the gap between cyborg and humanity. With Wicked’s All Star Cast, along with award winning director of the year Brad Armstrong, 2040 is sure to give us an interesting peek at the world of tomorrow.

Agent M

If ths is the direction porn is going then please sign me up!  First of all, the packaging of 2040 is filled with so many bonus features to keep you busy for weeks (or depends on your porn watching activity). I was quite impressed with the packaging because it didn’t even feel like I was purchasing porn but rather a deluxe set of some Sci-fi show which makes porn buying even easier in my opinion. The performance of Alektra Blue as Mira the robot who can feel, fooled me. Hey, I could have sworn she was nothing more than a sex robot–no really… I can’t complain about any of the porn scenes, Brad Armstrong knows what we like. Since the plot of 2040 really reflected on how the porn industry of the future would turn out, it made watching it even more realistic. Today most of the population uses robotic machines for sexual pleasures from vibrating saddles, dildos, to other exotic hardware. So the idea that one day we would be having sex with robots is no real surprise. In fact, if robots come like Alektra Blue then please wake me up at 2040. Overall I found this movie to be one of Wicked’s boldest move of really capturing movie quality with adult entertainment. Its pretty much like “Blade Runner” meets “I,Robot”, only thing is that 2040 is filled with a beautiful cast of women doing everything I’ve come to love in porn. Thanks Wicked, where the heck is my Alektra Blue Sex Robot!!!

Agent D

Extra tissue!  I could hear the moaning!  Some girls look the same but I was told it happens, but its good to see a girl that I dig…don’t even know her name, don’t really want to know I thought this one was going to be terrible…but i was wrong…I dont really follow the stories, just the action…so I don’t know what it’s about…something about the future and I think some of these people are robots.  The group scene was good times…lost in all the action…good action, not lame action. i would give it another spin.

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Synopsis

The Movie On the Chopping Block This Month is “House of Wicked” by Wicked Productions Directed by Brad Armstrong. Once again Wicked has rounded up their Top-Dogs (the ladies of course) and put them together in one Hot and Sexy tapestry of art and sex. Each one of Wicked’s leading ladies take into their own special roles/themes that sets them apart from each other. From Gothic, Club Wear, Asian Flair, Skater Chic, Cowgirl, Prep School , or Heavy Metal, all the stars of Wicked’s line up are joined to make every fantasy come true.

Agent M

I like my porn.. let me be specific.. I like my porn so much i enjoy watching it in its entirety and never touch the Fast Forward Button at all. I enjoy a good story and that is why I thought the House of Wicked was well put together. The production value was good, the ladies look good, it even made masturbating feel good. It was almost like watching a music video with hot chicks, the only difference is the hot chicks actually get laid. WOOHOO! I personally liked Stormy Daniels Performance as a cowgirl, which suits her well. DIRTY DIRTY COWGIRL! Yet i found myself in awe as i watched Jessica Drake in her metal look taking in more than she can chew (literally). Most of all, I thought it was smart that Wicked used such a wide spectrum of themes/fantasy that catered to each of my own sexual fantasies.

I give this movie 2 and 1/2 Tissues

Agent D

I like to think of myself as an Avid Porn Watcher. I’ve seen it all. God willing I’ll end up doing it all. So aside from the fluff, I’d like to get into the nitty gritty. I personally thought the music was too loud that I couldn’t hear any moaning. Don’t hide the moaning with music or practically anything else for that matter. MAKE ME BELIEVE IT! As the continuous theme music seemed to play endlessly, I can at least appreciate the fact that there was NO DIALOGUE. Great! Thanks! No need to talk, lets just get with the NASTY ok ladies. My favorite part of this movie has got to be the lesbian scene in the end. THANK YOU GOD. I know porn is all about penetration, but the less penis i have to stare at to get my jerk on the better. But during the whole lesbian scene I noticed I was a blonde short of a perfect jerking session. Where were you hiding Stormy? Sad you weren’t there but nonetheless I finished without you.

I give this movie 2 Tissues

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So check it out everyone. Our staff here at SUP69 have decided to launch our own XXX movie reviews. We wanted to give you our point of view on some of these big time productions that are being released. It wouldn’t be SUP69 worthy if we didn’t put a twist to these reviews, so instead of the typical one man review that’s offered by almost every other review site we decided to use two people to review the movies. Sort of like a Siskel and Ebert of the adult industry’s movie reviews.

Let us introduce you to Agent M and Agent D. Both men who love their porn but have different views on what they like in their porn. You’ll begin to see what each person look for and what each person prefers as the reviews roll out–hopefully it will help our viewers better gauge which movies they would like to spend their money on.

Now for the rating system. Each movie will be graded on a 4 tissue rating system with the best of the best getting the coveted towel rating. What does it all mean? Well the better the movie, the better the masturbation session right? Hence, the more tissues you use to clean up after yourself. I’m sure you can figure out why the best of the best would get the towel rating then right? So enough with all this explaining! Lookout for the Masturbator’s Delight Agents giving you the best jerk session reviews of the hottest movies!!

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