Check Masturbator’s Delight review of Wicked’s Speed.

Synopsis:  Speed, by Wicked Pictures, is their newest release filled with more action than a truck stop restroom.  The film takes you deep into the underground world of illegal motorcycle racing.  Fast bikes, fast girls, and fast cash are a way of life. With a huge cast of well known stars, the Director Brad Armstrong delivers a heart pounding peek into this dangerous realm.  So take off your training wheels, because at this point, it’s nothing but SPEED…

Agent M (Migarachi)

Move over Keanu Reeves, because in this Speed movie, there’s no runaway bus with bombs rig to blow. Well there are some BOMB girls and there is something going to BLOW alright, but other than that this is a whole different movie.  This film embodies two fundamental factors in keeping my attention when watching porn. Well there is a third factor, the sinfully hot girls.  The first factor is a compelling storyline, which this movie had throughout its 3hrs and 15min runtime.  Wow.  Let’s say that again… “3hrs and 15min runtime.”  The second factor is being able to deliver on every issue engaged in the film.  In other words, I got the closure I needed, and didn’t feel lost.  Worst feeling to walk away from any movie, porn or not, is that aching question “wait, they never told us what happened to the…”  You get the idea. To be honest, Jessica Drake and Barrett Blade were my favorite characters.  I really believed their roles, and like a good love triangle, I was cheering for the funny guy to win the girl. Well this movie Speed may be a long running Porn Movie but it hit all three of my factors that make a good Adult Movie.  Let’s face it, if you didn’t get a good storyline then all you got is just fucking.

Agent D (Durango)

VROOM VROOM BABY!  I just got into a show called Sons of Anarchy, and boy this is right up the alley.  This is exactly how I pictured the motorcycle world would be like.  Makes me want to get started by buying a scooter and getting a henna tattoo.  Kirsten Price is so hot as a red head, she’s got some of the best reverse cleavage in the industry.  Best scene in the whole film was the giant pool party orgy, even though if you look around, NO ONE IS IN THE POOL…  Aside from this Adult Movie being longer than watching ROOTS, it’s got enough insane sex scenes to last you for a month.  Porn Movies and Mystery Movies share the same guidelines when viewing.  You have to watch it more than once to really see everything.

It’s been a while and we apologize. Every now and then when these two knuckle heads manage to get their hands off their cocks long enough to write a review on a movie. Can you blame them? Look at the movies they have reviewed. All hot and great looking girls. So here we go!!

Synopsis:

Wicked Pictures introduces a dark, sinister side of seduction in their release of “Tormented” with Stormy Daniels. This movie takes you down a path of perverted passions that are locked away in her mind. With an array of talent that Wicked Pictures have provided, take a step back and prepare yourself to be Tormented…

Agent M:

Tormented, by Wicked Pictures is another babe bombshell of a cast. It’s like that movie, “Girl Interrupted” with Angelina Jolie…HOT movie…wish it was porn. But lets get back to Stormy Daniels, she plays the only real character in this porno flick. Everythin kind of just plays off from her imagination, or at least that’s what it seems. For my readers out there, yes I’m talking to you …all ONE of you. .. you all know how i enjoy a good storyline, a build up, I want to get lost in my porn…well I didn’t get lost in this movie, but it did a great job with keeping the naughty, darkside theme of things. Even the way they filmed it seemed dirty. I like that…made me want to take a shower.

Agent D

Stormy Daniels is a dirty dirty girl… which i’m OK with. I can never get old with a movie like this from Wicked. I know some of you like your Lord of the Rings production value on your porn, but can we all just remember the little thing called K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple Stupid). I don’t need words, I need you to show me. Didn’t we learn that in like 3rd or 5th grade english? One of my favorite parts in this movie Tormented was the mad doctor scene with the twins. Ok they weren’t really twins but it was close enough. Let me tell you producers out there, twins or even the way you can make two random people look like twins is ALWAYS a game winner!!! Honorably mentioned, I must say Asa Akira. Thanks to you doll I have a mental image of you that I hope will kick in when I’m drunk and end up talking to Wookie. Keep it up Akira, cuz literally, you are keeping it up. Check out Tormented, its sure to not disappoint.

Here we are back again for our first review of the year! We know it’s been a long time and we apologize, but be prepared to see more of us. We’ve got some good movies that we are were able to get our hands on and you better bet your bottom dolla’ that we got something to say about them. So let’s get it going for 2010. Our first review is from last year and we didn’t get a chance to review it till now. It’s the award winning, Deviance by SkinworXXX.

Agent D

The new release Deviance by SkinworXXX, is a true testament that Porn (excuse me, the Adult Industry) can go without two fundamental practices within its substance…. I am referring to the use of Talking and Story-line… Laugh if you like, but the honest to God reason is why even have that. Our lives are filled with Talking and the relentless Story-line of our own lives. Why let it follow our escape into Porn?  Deviance delivers exactly what it promises, “3Hours of The Hardest Sex”.. ok lets be honest, I’ve seen harder but hey, they did deliver on the 3Hours of porn part. I should know, I kept looking at the clock wondering when each scene was gonna end so we can finish at the same time (I hope some of you got that).. But just when I thought it was over, it wasn’t. To top it off, this film ended with a orgasmic 4 lesbian lick/fuck off. SkinworXXX… Bravo….

Agent M

Is it Over yet?… really… is it over yet? If you want getting more bang for your buck then Deviance is the film for you. I’m at the level of porn viewing were I actually enjoy a story-line to drive the porn. Along with sex and mayhem of course. Quality of the shots and its content was great, which helped capture the theme of dark and mysterious places. Which in all honesty, outside the realm of porn fantasy, looks like the kind of places you need a tetanus shot for. Now we all got our own little pet-peeves, and I’m sure many of you may disagree with me… But I really don’t see the pleasure of watching these porn vixens masturbate by themselves. Seriously, I do it and I know most of the general porn viewers do also because hey, THAT’S WHY WE WATCH PORN!!! I’d rather see some action then watch literally 10-15min of these girls masturbating by themselves. So if you feel the same as I do, be prepared to read a newspaper during the first 15min of every scene in this porn. Give me some SUBSTANCE! The Ladies of Deviance are hot as hell if that helps any of you.

Synopsis

The Movie On the Chopping Block This Month is “House of Wicked” by Wicked Productions Directed by Brad Armstrong. Once again Wicked has rounded up their Top-Dogs (the ladies of course) and put them together in one Hot and Sexy tapestry of art and sex. Each one of Wicked’s leading ladies take into their own special roles/themes that sets them apart from each other. From Gothic, Club Wear, Asian Flair, Skater Chic, Cowgirl, Prep School , or Heavy Metal, all the stars of Wicked’s line up are joined to make every fantasy come true.

Agent M

I like my porn.. let me be specific.. I like my porn so much i enjoy watching it in its entirety and never touch the Fast Forward Button at all. I enjoy a good story and that is why I thought the House of Wicked was well put together. The production value was good, the ladies look good, it even made masturbating feel good. It was almost like watching a music video with hot chicks, the only difference is the hot chicks actually get laid. WOOHOO! I personally liked Stormy Daniels Performance as a cowgirl, which suits her well. DIRTY DIRTY COWGIRL! Yet i found myself in awe as i watched Jessica Drake in her metal look taking in more than she can chew (literally). Most of all, I thought it was smart that Wicked used such a wide spectrum of themes/fantasy that catered to each of my own sexual fantasies.

I give this movie 2 and 1/2 Tissues

Agent D

I like to think of myself as an Avid Porn Watcher. I’ve seen it all. God willing I’ll end up doing it all. So aside from the fluff, I’d like to get into the nitty gritty. I personally thought the music was too loud that I couldn’t hear any moaning. Don’t hide the moaning with music or practically anything else for that matter. MAKE ME BELIEVE IT! As the continuous theme music seemed to play endlessly, I can at least appreciate the fact that there was NO DIALOGUE. Great! Thanks! No need to talk, lets just get with the NASTY ok ladies. My favorite part of this movie has got to be the lesbian scene in the end. THANK YOU GOD. I know porn is all about penetration, but the less penis i have to stare at to get my jerk on the better. But during the whole lesbian scene I noticed I was a blonde short of a perfect jerking session. Where were you hiding Stormy? Sad you weren’t there but nonetheless I finished without you.

I give this movie 2 Tissues

So check it out everyone. Our staff here at SUP69 have decided to launch our own XXX movie reviews. We wanted to give you our point of view on some of these big time productions that are being released. It wouldn’t be SUP69 worthy if we didn’t put a twist to these reviews, so instead of the typical one man review that’s offered by almost every other review site we decided to use two people to review the movies. Sort of like a Siskel and Ebert of the adult industry’s movie reviews.

Let us introduce you to Agent M and Agent D. Both men who love their porn but have different views on what they like in their porn. You’ll begin to see what each person look for and what each person prefers as the reviews roll out–hopefully it will help our viewers better gauge which movies they would like to spend their money on.

Now for the rating system. Each movie will be graded on a 4 tissue rating system with the best of the best getting the coveted towel rating. What does it all mean? Well the better the movie, the better the masturbation session right? Hence, the more tissues you use to clean up after yourself. I’m sure you can figure out why the best of the best would get the towel rating then right? So enough with all this explaining! Lookout for the Masturbator’s Delight Agents giving you the best jerk session reviews of the hottest movies!!